Bart: Dad, I Want To Be A Daredevil. Homer: Heh Heh Heh.
Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Kids say such stupid things.
-- "Bart the Daredevil"
Skinner: Tonight, Sherberts, oops, heh heh, Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.
Homer: Oh good, unfinished. This shouldn't take long....
Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....
Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
Homer: Got your nose! Heh heh heh. Bart: Got your wallet!
[flushes down toilet] -- Precocious, ain't he, "Lisa's First Word...
Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah. Bart: Could you teach me how to do that?...
Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.
I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death....
Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors] Clerk
You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the best part!...