Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.

Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children. I'm glad you're
all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death. Tonight, my
most dangerous stunt. I will death-defy both nature and gravity by
leaping over this tank of water, filled with man-eating great white
sharks, deadly electric eels, ravenous piranha, bone-crushing
alligators, and perhaps most frightening of all, the king of the jungle,
one ferocious lion! [a lion is added to the pool] Heh heh heh. I almost
forgot. To add a real element of danger, one drop of human blood.
[pricks his finger, one drop of blood falls in, the pool bubbles
furiously] And in case I don't survive, let me just say, seat belts save
lives, so buckle up!
-- Captain Lance Murdoch, at the Monster Truck Rally,
"Bart the Daredevil"