Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children. I'm glad you're
all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death. Tonight, my
most dangerous stunt. I will death-defy both nature and gravity by
leaping over this tank of water, filled with man-eating great white
sharks, deadly electric eels, ravenous piranha, bone-crushing
alligators, and perhaps most frightening of all, the king of the jungle,
one ferocious lion! [a lion is added to the pool] Heh heh heh. I almost
forgot. To add a real element of danger, one drop of human blood.
[pricks his finger, one drop of blood falls in, the pool bubbles
furiously] And in case I don't survive, let me just say, seat belts save
lives, so buckle up!
-- Captain Lance Murdoch, at the Monster Truck Rally,
"Bart the Daredevil"
