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• Oh cruel Fate! Why do you mock me? -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil
• Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the backyard is cruel.
  Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel....
• Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
  Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
• Stampy trumpets] Homer: What's he yelling about? Lisa
  He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow....
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
  -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...
• You know boy, I don't think I've ever felt as close to you as I do right.
  .. -- Homer, slipping away on a skateboard, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Why do you mock me? Why do you wish to anger me? Only to see if it is still possible.
  -- Worf and Korris, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503.7...