Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Ink: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
Kleptomaniac: A rich thief. Labor: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence...
Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
The most powerful force in the world is that of a frisbee straining to land under a car, just out of reach.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

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