- Excellent day to have a
rotten day... - You worry too much about your job. Stop it
You are not paid enough to worry... - Don't tell any big lies today
Small ones can be just as effective... - Others will look to you for stability
so hide when you bite your nails... - A professor is one who talks in someone else's
sleep... - Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars
but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them... - The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you
get up in the morning
and does not stop until you get to work... - You cannot kill time without injuring
eternity... - Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to
stop writing
-- R.... - Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you...
