- Excellent day to have a rotten day.
- You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
- Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
- Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
- A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
- Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
- The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to work.
- You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
- Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to
stop writing.
-- R. Gei... - Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too....
