- Ink: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
- Kleptomaniac: A rich thief. Labor: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
- Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence...
- Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
- Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
- The most powerful force in the world is that of a frisbee straining to land under a car, just out of reach.
- Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
- It is bad luck to be superstitious.
- If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
- When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
