- Those who can, do. Those who can't
simulate... - Those who can't write
write manuals... - Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all
together... - Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it
was to avoid responsibility with
If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His... - Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is... - On his first day as a bus driver, Maxey Eckstein handed in
receipts of $65
The next day his take was $67. The third day's income... - The men sat sipping their tea in silence. After a while the klutz
said
Life is like a bowl of sour cream." "Like a bowl... - Artistic ventures highlighted
Rob a museum... - Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient
Don't believe a thing he tells you... - Do not drink coffee in early A.M
It will keep you awake until noon...
