- Those who can't write,
write manuals... - Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all
together... - Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it
was to avoid responsibility with?
"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all... - Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer:
"Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!" ... - On his first day as a bus driver, Maxey Eckstein handed in
receipts of $65.
The next day his take was $67. The third day's income... - The men sat sipping their tea in silence. After a while the klutz
said,
"Life is like a bowl of sour cream." "Like a... - Artistic ventures highlighted.
Rob a museum... - Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.
Don't believe a thing he tells you... - Do not drink coffee in early A.M.
It will keep you awake until noon... - You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.
You'll learn a lot today...
