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Stefan Posthuma
- A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds
of fat...
- There are two types of dirt: The dark kind, which is attracted
to light objects,
and the light kind, which is attracted to dark
objects...
- The shortest distance between two points is under
construction...
- Any small object that is accidentally dropped will
hide under a
larger object...
- The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional...
- To be or not to be
-- Hamlet
To be is to do
-
Hegel
To do is to be
-- Marx
Do be do be...
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question.
"Yes" is the answer...
- If anything can go wrong,
it will...
- When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful
tone,
"it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither...
- Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
She scissored short.
Sorely shorn,
Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,...
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