- Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a
bad check... - A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds
of fat... - There are two types of dirt: The dark kind, which is attracted
to light objects
and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects... - The shortest distance between two points is under
construction... - Any small object that is accidentally dropped will
hide under a larger object... - The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional... - To be or not to be
-- Hamlet
To be is to do
Hegel To do is to be -- Marx Do be do be... - Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes
is the answer... - If anything can go wrong
it will... - When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful
tone
it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more...
