- If a program is useful
it will have to be changed... - The bigger the mouth
the easier for the dentist..... - Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability
of the programmer who must maintain it... - Build a system that even a fool can use
and only a fool will want to use it... - It works better if you plug
it in... - Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling
to get out... - The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of
the time
and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent... - Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer... - Everybody should believe in something
I believe I'll have another drink... - If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous
he will not bite you. This is the principal difference...
