- You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
- Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
- You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
- Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
- Truth will be out this morning (Which may really mess things up).
- You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
- Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
- Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
- Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
- Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town.
