- United Nations, New York, December 25. The peace and joy of the
Christmas season was mared by a proclamation of a general strike of
all the military forces of the world.
Panic reigns in the hearts... - Children seldom misquote you. In fact,
they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't... - Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm
as it was in the summer,
when they complained about the heat... - If bankers can count,
how come they have eight windows and only four tellers... - Every successful person has had failures but repeated
failure is no guarantee of eventual success... - It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about
the problem.
Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans... - The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball
machine increases in direct proportion to how much... - If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending
machine,
you won't get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button... - Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are... - Those who can, do. Those who can't,
simulate...
