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• Monday, n.: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the football game.
  -- paraphrased from Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" -- he used baseball instead...
• MONDAY: In Christian countries, the day after the football game. -- Ambrose Bierce
• Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes. -- Will Roge
• Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. -- The Best of Will Roge