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• Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. -- Sir Noel Coward
• Everybody worships me, it's nauseating. -- Sir Noel Coward
• The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. -- Noel Coward
• Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs. -- Noel Coward
• For gin, in cruel Sober truth, Supplies the fuel For flaming youth. -- Noel Coward
• Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward! Seagoon: Only in the holiday season.
  Maj. Bloodnok: Ah, another Noel Coward!...
• As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.
  -- Noel Coward...
• If the critics unanimously take exception to one particular scene it is advisable to move that scene to a more conspicuous place in the program.
  -- Noel Coward...
• Never trust a man with short legs--brain's too near their bottoms. -- Noel Coward