An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

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An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been
permanently discontinued.
-- Irvin S. Cobb

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