- A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red
light.
Henry... - A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good,
and a real one. --J.Pierpoint... - The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the
credit.
Dwight... - They take the paper and they read the headlines.
So they've heard of unemployment and
they've heard of breadlines.
And they philanthropically cure them all By getting... - A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a
pile the way he did.
Gregory... - I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Robert... - The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter,
taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn... - The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.
George... - Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry.
Charles... - The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears it is true. --Robert...
