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  ...Say, wasn't that the problem in 1939? -- Johnny Carso...
• Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
  What should I do? A: Post the correct answer at once!...
• Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
  What should I do? A: Post the correct answer at once!...
• Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically.
• I'm not so sure that I will miss Johnny Carson, but Johnny Carson will miss me.
• If you want to clear your system out, sit on a piece of cheese and swallow a mouse.
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• Abraham Lincoln wrote his Gettysburg address on the BACK of an envelope and the Postal Service from that very day to the present time has been losing more and more mail each and every day.
  Put the address where you intend the mail to go on the FRONT of that envelope....
• Homer: {Wait a minute...} there's one thing I don't understand.
  In all those years, why didn't you ever try to contact me?...