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• Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck
• A pregnancy will never occur when you have a low-paying job which you hate. -- Erma Bombeck
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
• An old car that served you so well will continue to serve you until you have just put four new tires under it and then will fall apart.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home. -- Erma Bombeck
• Never accept a drink from an urologist. -- Erma Bombeck's fathe
• PISCES (Feb.19 - Mar.20) You will get some very interesting news of a promotion today.
  It will go to someone in the office you dislike and will be the job you wanted....
• Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck