Did You Hear About The Newfie That Picked His Nose Apart So He Could See How It Ran.

Did You Hear About The Newfie That Picked His Nose Apart So He Could See How It Ran.

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Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose apart so he
could see how it ran.

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