Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose apart so he
could see how it ran.
could see how it ran.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Was feeling low, so he got his face slapped.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Put his hat on his head in the john, so he would know what end to wipe.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend 'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus because he thought someone would grab his seat.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his pay cheque because he got a cut in pay.
- Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous
circumstances.
He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed.... - Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look good in something long and flowing, so he pushed her into the Mississippi River.
- Did you hear about the Newfie that Lost his girl friend because he couldn't remember where he had laid her.
