Did You Hear About The Newfie That Spent Four Days In Eatons, Trying To Buy A Wheel For A Miscarriage.

Did You Hear About The Newfie That Spent Four Days In Eatons, Trying To Buy A Wheel For A Miscarriage.

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Did you hear about the Newfie that Spent four days in Eatons,
trying to buy a wheel for a miscarriage.

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