- If at first you do succeed
try to hide your astonishment... - If I ever needed a brain transplant
I'd choose a teenager's because I'd want a brain that... - If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30
years
a Rolls-Royce would cost $5, get 300 miles per gallon... - If God wanted me to touch my toes
he'd have put them on my knees... - If the hours are long enough and the pay is short enough
someone will say it's women's work... - If ignorance is bliss
why aren't there more happy people... - If the human brain were so simple we could understand it
we would be so simple we couldn't... - If the odds are a million to one against something occuring
chances are 50-50 it will... - If you are going to try cross-country skiing
start with a small country... - If you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a
past or future event
then you are residing on another planet with a different...
