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Quotations - Anonymous
- If I ever needed a brain transplant,
I'd choose a teenager's because I'd
want a brain that...
- If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30
years,
a Rolls-Royce would cost $5, get 300 miles per gallon...
- If God wanted me to touch my toes,
he'd have put them on my knees...
- If the hours are long enough and the pay is short enough,
someone will
say it's women's work...
- If ignorance is bliss,
why aren't there more happy people...
- If the human brain were so simple we could understand it,
we would be so
simple we couldn't...
- If the odds are a million to one against something occuring,
chances are
50-50 it will...
- If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small
country...
- If you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a
past or future event,
then you are residing on another planet with a
different...
- If you can smile when things go wrong,
you have someone in mind to
blame...
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