- The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.
- A metaphor is like a simile.
- Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
- Misers make wonderful ancestors.
- Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
- The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell.
- The most effective answer to an insult is silence.
- Nearly everyone is in favor of going to heaven but too many are hoping they'll live long enough to see an easing of the entrance requirements.
- Never appeal to a man's "better nature." he might not have one.
- Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
