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  .. I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant. Then I woke up and I knew it was only a nightmare....
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• All the thoughts I'd be a-thinkin' if I only had a brai
• I just had my brain washed,and can't do a thing with it.
• You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows more than my brain. -- W.G.
• Cool... I broke his brain...
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• They, I mean the Daleks, tell me they've always been defeated by human beings.
  . . Possibly because of some factor possessed by human beings that is absent in the Daleks....
• I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...