- Introducing "lite", the new way to spell "light", with 20% fewer letters!
- Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?
- I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
- I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.
- It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
- It makes no difference whether you win or lose until you lose.
- It's easy to get lost in thought if it's not familiar territory to you.
- It's hard to make a program foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
- I wash everything on the gentle cycle. It's much more humane.
