- Introducing "lite", the new way to spell "light
with 20% fewer letters... - Is the glass half empty, half full
or twice as large as it needs to be... - I shot an arrow into the air
and it stuck... - I still miss my ex-wife
but my aim is getting better... - It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply
to serve as a warning to others... - I think animal testing is a terrible idea
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers... - It makes no difference whether you win or lose until
you lose... - It's easy to get lost in thought if it's not familiar
territory to you... - It's hard to make a program foolproof because fools
are so ingenious... - I wash everything on the gentle cycle
It's much more humane...
