- When you are in it up to your ears,
keep your mouth shut... - Where would we be without rhetorical
questions... - While money can't buy happiness,
it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery... - While most peoples' opinions change,
the conviction of their correctness never does... - Why can you only have two doors on a chicken coop?
If it had four it would be a chicken sedan... - Work 8 hours, sleep 8 hours;
but not the same 8 hours... - Worry takes as much time as work and
pays less... - Writing a book is like washing an elephant: there's no good place to
begin or end,
and it's hard to keep track of what you've already... - You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely... - You can fool some of the people all of the time, and
You can fool all of the people some of the time,
but You can't fool mom...
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