- When the going seems easy, you may be going downhill.
- When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
- Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
- While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
- While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their correctness never does.
- Why can you only have two doors on a chicken coop? If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
- Work 8 hours, sleep 8 hours; but not the same 8 hours.
- Worry takes as much time as work and pays less.
- Writing a book is like washing an elephant: there's no good place to begin or end, and it's hard to keep track of what you've already covered.
- You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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