- The only time the world beats a path to your door is
when you are in the bathroom... - People seldom know what they want until you give them
what they ask for... - People with narrow minds usually have broad
tongues... - The philosophy exam was a piece of cake - which was a bit of a
surprise,
actually, because I was expecting some questions on... - Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives... - Plants do not have the power of locomotion --
except perhaps for kudzu... - Punctuality is disappointing if no one is there to
appreciate it... - Q: How do you spell "onomatopoeia"?
A:
The way it sounds... - Q: What do you get when you cross an ethernet with an income statement?
A: A local area networth... - Quantum particles:
The dreams that stuff is made of...
