- Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
despite every effort to teach them good manners... - Cole's Law:
Thinly sliced cabbage... - Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are... - Computers can figure out all kinds of problems,
except the things in the world that just don't add... - Computers will not be perfected until they can compute
how much more than the estimate the job will cost... - Condense soup,
not books... - Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels
so good... - Conscious is when you are aware of something,
and conscience is when you wish you weren't... - Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two,
it's research... - A day without sunshine is like
night...
