- Artificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies.
- Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- As a general rule, the freedom of any people can be judged by the volume of their laughter.
- As of 1992, they're called European Economic Community fries.
- As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
- Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most.
- A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.
- A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
- Bumper sticker: Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy
- Buracracy is a challenge to be confronted with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary.
