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• Progress is like a wheelbarrow - if you don't keep pushing it stops.
• Nothing ever happens.
• Mike Scioscia: [pushing a wheelbarrow of glowing green goop] Karl
  [pulls up beside him with his own wheelbarrow of glowing green goop] Hey, Scioscia....
• Teaching programming in BASIC is like teaching driving in a wheelbarrow.
• The only time in our lives we like to get old is when we're kids.
  If you're less than 10 years old you're so excited about aging you think in fractio...
• banjo music plays] Abe: You're the worst shill I've ever seen!
  You're a disgrace to the medicine shill business....
• Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip. -- Charles D. Hartma
• Nothing minor ever happens to a car on the weekend. -- Charles D. Hartma
• Relax. Nothing ever happens at first level. -- Famous Last Word