- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean
your mother... - Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck... - Frogs are smart-
they eat what bugs them... - The goal of science is to build better mousetraps.
The goal of nature is to build better mice... - Given a choice between two theories,
take the one which is funnier... - Good judgment comes from experience, and experience-
well, that comes from poor judgment... - A good sermon leaves you wondering how the preacher
knew all about you... - The greatest threat towards future is
indifference... - Half of the people in the world are below
average... - He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's
mishap...
