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Joan, the rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one c...
Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots.
Remember?...
Leslie West heads for the sticks, to Providence, Rhode Island and tries to hide behind a beard.
No good. There are still too many people and too many stares, always taunting, always smirking....
Listen, Tyrone, you don't know how dangerous that stuff is.
Suppose someday you just plug in and go away and never come back?...
Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL character named Jack.
Jack and his relations were poor. Often their hash table was bare....
Looking for a cool one after a long, dusty ride, the drifter strode into the saloon.
As he made his way through the crowd to the bar, a man galloped through town screaming, "Big Mike's comin'!...
Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox a...
Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox a...
Mother seemed pleased by my draft notice. "Just think of all the people in England, they've chosen you, it's a great honour, son.
Laughingly I felled her with a right cross. -- Spike Milliga...
Moving along a dimly light street, a man I know was suddenly approached by a stranger who had slipped from the shadows nearby.
"Please, sir," pleaded the stranger, "would you be so kind as to help a...

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