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Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.
Conv...
It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants. To the first one ...
It is a period of system war. User programs, striking from a hidden directory, have won their first victory against the evil Administrative Empire.
During the battle, User spies managed to steal sec...
It is a profoundly erroneous truism, repeated by all copy-books and by eminent people when they are making speeches, that we should cultivate the habit of thinking about what we are doing.
The preci...
It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years.
He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....
It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the United States.
It took 300 years to build and by the time it was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster.
But by then the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it ha...
It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers.
The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle...
Jacek, a Polish schoolboy, is told by his teacher that he has been chosen to carry the Polish flag in the May Day parade.
"Why me?" whines the boy. "Three years ago I carried the flag when Brezhnev...

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