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In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
That action may be extreme bu...
In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud.
And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done....
In the beginning there was data. The data was without form and null, and darkness was upon the face of the console
and the Spirit of IBM was moving over the face of the market. And DEC said, "Le...
In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by the Great Mathamatical Spirit form the Book
he Topologist. And they grew to large numbers and prospered. One day they looked u...
In the beginning was the Tao. The Tao gave birth to Space and Time.
Therefore, Space and Time are the Yin and Yang of programming....
In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
"What are you doing?", asked Minsky. "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe....
In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other fish.
It changes into a bird whose winds are like clouds filling the sky....
In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads In the evening, floating in the soup.
(chorus): Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish head...
In what can only be described as a surprise move, God has officially announced His candidacy for the U.
S. presidency. During His press conference today, the first in over 4000 years, He is quoted a...

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