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A boy scout troop went on a hike. Crossing over a stream, one of the boys dropped his wallet into the water.
Suddenly a carp jumped, grabbed the wallet and tossed it to another carp. Then that carp...
A carpet installer decides to take a cigarette break after completing the installation in the first of several rooms he has to do.
Finding them missing from his pocket he begins searching, only to no...
A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him.
Are you the foreman around here?" he asked timidly. "I'd like to joi...
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy....
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the...
A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them do...
A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for her birthday.
An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen....

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