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Pittsburgh driver's test 9: Roads are salted in order to a) kill grass.
b) melt snow. c) help the economy. d) prevent potholes....
V) (V_) (_ (V)(V)(V)...
Has your family tried 'em? POWDERMILK BISCUITS Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious!
Answers to Last Fortunes' Questions: 1) None. (Moses didn't have an ark).
2) Your mother, by the pigeonhole principle. 3) You don't know....
O' LEVEL COUNTER CULTURE Timewarp allowed: 3 hours.
Do not scrawl situationalist graffiti in the margins or stub your rollups in the inkwells....
OUTCONERR Twas FORTRAN as the doloop goes Did logzerneg the ifthen block All kludgy were the function flows And subroutines adhoc.
Beware the runtime-bug my friend squrooneg, the false goto Beware...
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence 1. Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb, use the stairs.
2. When you're flying through the air, remember to roll whe...
The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a Chance The guy on the right has the Osborne 1, a fully functional computer system in a portable package the size of a briefcase.
The guy on the left has an Uzi su...

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