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DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?
! Wouldn't you like to see some of them deleted from the system?...
It's grad exam time... COMPUTER SCIENCE Inside your desk you'll find a listing of the DEC/VMS operating system in IBM 1710 machine code.
Show what changes are necessary to convert this code into a UN...
It's grad exam time... MEDICINE You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch.
Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. (You ha...
Pittsburgh driver's test 10: Potholes are a) extremely dangerous.
b) patriotic. c) the fault of the previous administration....
Pittsburgh driver's test 2: A traffic light at an intersection changes from yellow to red, you should a) stop immediately.
b) proceed slowly through the intersection. c) blow the horn. d) floor i...
Pittsburgh driver's test 3: When stopped at an intersection you should a) watch the traffic light for your lane.
b) watch for pedestrians crossing the street. c) blow the horn. d) watch the traffi...
Pittsburgh driver's test 4: Exhaust gas is a) beneficial.
b) not harmful. c) toxic. d) a punk band. The correct answer is b....
Pittsburgh driver's test 5: Your car's horn is a vital piece of safety equipment.
How often should you test it? a) once a year. b) once a month....
Pittsburgh driver's test 7: The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail light but a steady left tail light.
a) One of the tail lights is broken. You should blow your horn to ca...
Pittsburgh driver's test 8: Pedestrians are a) irrelevant.
b) communists. c) a nuisance. d) difficult to clean off the front grille....

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