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Zero Defects, n.: The result of shutting down a production line.
Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad.
-- William Shakespeare, "King Joh...
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
PLAYGIRL, Inc. Philadelphia, Pa. 19369 Dear Si
Your name has been submitted to us with your photo....
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FROM THE DESK OF Dorothy Gale Auntie Em: Hate you.
Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy...
FROM THE DESK OF Rapunzel Dear Prince: Use ladder tonight -- you're splitting my ends.
SEMINAR ANNOUNCEMENT Title: Are Frogs Turing Compatible?
Speake...
UNIX Trix For those of you in the reseller business, here is a helpful tip that will save your support staff a few hours of precious time.
Before you send your next machine out to an untrained clie...
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