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Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you from enjoying it.
Your fault: core dumped
Your home electrical system is basically a bunch of wires that bring electricity into your home and take if back out before it has a chance to kill you.
This is called a "circuit". The most common h...
Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
Your lucky color has faded.
Your lucky number has been disconnected.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Yow! Am I having fun yet?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
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