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You'll never be the man your mother was!
You're at the end of the road again.
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
You're never too old to become younger. -- Mae We
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Marti
You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!
You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks." -- Gary Gidde
You've got to think about tomorrow!" "TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *_________yesterday* yet!
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.
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