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THEORY Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly I know All the songs were ever sung, All the words were ever said...
There *__is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas on Monday.
There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy .
.. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats.
There are no data that cannot be plotted on a straight line if the axis are chosen correctly.
There are no games on this system.
There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
-- Gloria Steinem...
There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.

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