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The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything. -- Laurence J. Pete
The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me. -- Nicol Williamso
The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.
The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost.
-- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary...
The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.
-- Lao Tsu...
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us is right.
The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. -- Andy Warhol
The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment.
-- Theodore H. White...

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