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The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22...
The makers may make and the users may use, but the fixers must fix with but minimal clue
The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd.
The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been....
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
-- Mark Twain....
The marvels of today's modern technology include the development of a soda can, when discarded will last forever .
.. and a $7,000 car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three years....
... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..." -- Dave Barry
The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
The men sat sipping their tea in silence. After a while the klutz said, "Life is like a bowl of sour cream.
"Like a bowl of sour cream?" asked the other. "Why?" "How should I know? What am I...
The meta-Turing test counts a thing as intelligent if it seeks to devise and apply Turing tests to objects of its own creation.
-- Lew Mammel, Jr....
The misnaming of fields of study is so common as to lead to what might be general systems laws.

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