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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!
(I found it!) but "That's funny ..." -- Isaac Asimov...
The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.
... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?
Alice said, trying to feel interested....
The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.
-- D. Letterma...
The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says: Support your right to bare arms!
The net of law is spread so wide, No sinner from its sweep may hide.
Its meshes are so fine and strong, They take in every child of wrong....
The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.
I hope I don't get run over again....
The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory, in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system.
But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever i...
The New York Times is read by the people who run the country.
The Washington Post is read by the people who think they run the country....
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