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The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The bad reputation UNIX has gotten is totally undeserved, laid on by people who don't understand, who have not gotten in there and tried anything.
-- Jim Joyce, owner of Jim Joyce's UNIX Bookstore...
The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
The basic menu item, in fact the ONLY menu item, would be a food unit called the "patty," consisting of -- this would be guaranteed in writing -- "100 percent animal matter of some kind.
All pattie...
The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland
but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman....
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -- W. C. Field
The best defense against logic is ignorance.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow, "is to learn something.
That's the only thing that never fails....

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