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THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES The one who has the gold makes the rules.
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies.
The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.
The Good Ship Enterprise" (to the tune of "The Good Ship Lollipop") On the good ship Enterprise Every week there's a new surprise Where the Romulans lurk And the Klingons often go berserk.
Yes, the...
The government [is] extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics.
The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed, by all who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
-- Benjamin Franklin....
The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog: The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks.
Since this means him standing m...
The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.
-- Justice Louis D. Brandei...
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstei
The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow.

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