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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl." -- Dave Barry
The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the number of your kids by 32 teeth.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End.
This is not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from the South End....
The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled today.
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.

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