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The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.
-- Travis McGee...
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add ten percent.
The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.
-- Jean-Paul Kauffma...
The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not Compute' -- I forget which.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
The end of the world will occur at 3:00 p.m., this Friday, with symposium to follow.
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
-- G. B. Shaw...
The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forbearance among men.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
The fact that it works is immaterial. -- L. Ogbo

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