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The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
The herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like independent thinkers.
The hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation on the back, which reads "Genuine authentic Egyptian papyrus.
Guaranteed to be at least 5000 years old....
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith...
The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see.
-- Monty Pytho...
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein -- it rejects it.
-- P. Medawa...
The human race has been fascinated by sharks for as long as I can remember.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. -- Mark Twai
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
-- Mark Twai...

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