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The C Programming Language -- A language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language.
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around.
I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash...
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals.
Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the di...
The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain." -- G. Fitch
The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up at the steam fitters' picnic.
The chief cause of problems is solutions.
The chief danger in life is that you may take too may precautions. -- Alfred Adle
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully.
-- Russian Proverb...
The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
The Computer made me do it.

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