Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some.
-- Dwight MacDonald...
The Abrams' Principle: The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper -- Thomas Jefferso
The Advertising Agency Song: When your client's hopping mad, Put his picture in the ad.
If he still should prove refractory, Add a picture of his factory....
The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might want to mug someone with it.
-- M. Devine, Computer Science 340...
The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of "Camptown Races".
Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody...
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion.
Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability....
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe. -- Bill Murray
The assertion that "all men are created equal" was of no practical use in effecting our separation from Great Britain and it was placed in the Declaration not for that, but for future use.
-- Abrah...

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