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The computing field is always in need of new cliches. -- Alan Perli
The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
The conservation movement is a breeding ground of Communists and other subversives.
We intend to clean them out, even if it means rounding up every bird watcher in the country....
The Consultant's Curse: When the customer has beaten upon you long enough, give him what he asks for, instead of what he needs.
This is very strong medicine, and is normally only required once....
The correct way to punctuate a sentence that sta
Of course it is none of my business, but --" is to place a period after the word "but....
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to eat. -- John McNulty
The Crown is full of it! -- Nate Harris, 1775
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should therefore be hushed.
A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated....

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